100 years old

[markie]

I would like to say happy birthday to my granny who is a 100 today I don't know why i'm posting this on here for for a start she's half blind and hasen't got a PC, and even if she had she would not even know how to turn the thing on I foregot to get her a card so posting this makes me feel abit better

She got a card from the Queen saying congrads on your 100 birthday mind you it was not hand writing tho I mean how many people reach the grand old age of 100 ever month. ? )

 

[gcol]

Brilliant stuff markie! Give her a kiss from me and ask her what her secret is.

 

[clf-gas]

MARKIE

100 Ye ars young eh!

Still drinkin Newkie Broon an smokin tabs

 

[markie]

I think she used to smoke many years ago before i was born, but not now, the only thing she drinks now is tea ps what can you get as a prezzie ( be-lated one ) for a 100 year old

 

[JohnD]

go and visit her for tea. I',m sure she'll appreciate that more than any present. Take a cake if you like.

 

[Moz]

markie

Ill turn up in my Tarzan outfit an do a dance about for her ....show my python ..lol

bet the old lass /princess will love it .....
dont worry as shes blind the snake wont bite /spit ..

bet she would love it ..

GOOD ON THE LASS

....

 

[markie]

She's having a B/P tomorrow and i'm taking the kids which she's thinks a world of, so that will take her mind off things

 

[Moz]

markie ..lad
so what time will I burst in ?

an dance about in my loin cloth .....??

 

[markie]

markie

Ill turn up in my Tarzan outfit an do a dance about for her ....show my python ..lol

bet the old lass /princess will love it .....
dont worry as shes blind the snake wont bite /spit ..

bet she would love it ..

GOOD ON THE LASS

....

moz I think she's forgotting what one of them is by now she's been a widow since the 2 world war and never had any one since bless her

 

[markie]

PS my gran has 7 children 21 grandchildren 40 great grandchildren and 7 great great grandchildren.

 

[Belrose]

Markie - get her a nice big bottle of good-quality lavender water/perfume.
She will be able to appreciate that and lavender is very therapeutic as a bonus.

Happy birthday, Markie's Gran !

 

[Moz]

markie
glad you took the joke ...

a bit worrying having craic like this online

had this with a boozer mate tommo, his mil was 89,
an she started on about allsorts ,
but seeing family it were calender dropping back to dates an GOOD TIMES ......she told stories about the spansh civil war an her lover ...Bless !

with You markie ....
dont pester but ask her as a dynifying lady for her stories ....
soak them in as they are what make You strong ...

love her markie ...
I wish I had had a gran like you ...

 

[Moz]

Belrose
dying 99 yo

yeah an a night at the bingo with you ..

BINGO ....
who shouted wether the
caller
or St Pete .....

bel
had a good night ...rest of her cards were hers ...

 

[kevplumb]

Belrose
dying 99 yo

yeah an a night at the bingo with you ..

BINGO ....
who shouted wether the
caller
or St Pete .....

bel
had a good night ...rest of her cards were hers ...

why don't you **** off yer drunken pratt

we geordies lookafter our own

nice one markie marra wey theee oldd bugger willll see thhee owt bonny lad

 

[Moz]

kev

nice to see you ...lol
pity every board hates your