A murderer is convicted and condemned to slow and painful death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room gives him the best chance of survival?
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THE loins room they have not eaten in 3 years they should be a pile of bones in there.
I'd take my chances with the flies, 
I've killed loads of flies in unarmed combat, but I couldn't swat an assassin or a lion.
I've killed loads of flies in unarmed combat, but I couldn't swat an assassin or a lion.Very Good!
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A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for more than 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him.
Later that evening they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
Next one...
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for more than 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him.
Later that evening they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
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She is indeed - you can tell it's Friday - too good!
Next..
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray/white when you throw it away ?
Next..
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray/white when you throw it away ?
It's either a nun, a penguin, or a newspaper.
Not sure i want to know what you've been doing with nuns and penguins to make them go red whilst you 'use' them???
All three incorrect.
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3 Blokes go for an interview for a job with the CIA
First guy goes in and after a succesful interview the guy hands him a gun and says "your wife is in the next room we want you to go and shoot her"
Guy starts sweating and breaks down in tears and says "as much as i want to join the CIA i love my wife too much".
Sorry your no use to us.
Next guy goes in and same thing happens burst out in tears etc.
Third guy goes in after the interview he gets handed the gun . Stands there looking at it for ages and says and says " i am no happy about it but if that is what it takes to join"
He then walks into the room with his wife in it.
After several minutes of commotion and screaming, he walks backin sweating like a pig and covered in blood.
The interviewer looks a bit shocked and says "what the fek have you done"
Guy replies "some stupid feker put blanks in the gun so i had to beat her to death with the chair"
First guy goes in and after a succesful interview the guy hands him a gun and says "your wife is in the next room we want you to go and shoot her"
Guy starts sweating and breaks down in tears and says "as much as i want to join the CIA i love my wife too much".
Sorry your no use to us.
Next guy goes in and same thing happens burst out in tears etc.
Third guy goes in after the interview he gets handed the gun . Stands there looking at it for ages and says and says " i am no happy about it but if that is what it takes to join"
He then walks into the room with his wife in it.
After several minutes of commotion and screaming, he walks backin sweating like a pig and covered in blood.
The interviewer looks a bit shocked and says "what the fek have you done"
Guy replies "some stupid feker put blanks in the gun so i had to beat her to death with the chair"
And the winner is.........
MikeyD - BBQ Charcoal
Only two more...
Is it possible to name three consecutive days without using Wednesday, Friday or Sunday?
MikeyD - BBQ Charcoal
Only two more...
Is it possible to name three consecutive days without using Wednesday, Friday or Sunday?
no idea on this one, will have to wait for more responses....
but-
what has a bottom at the top?
and
what is the most common owl?
A leg has a bottom at the top.
Think i've heard the owl one but can't think at the moment?
Think i've heard the owl one but can't think at the moment?
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