A Viagra joke

[HOGGY952]

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the
Pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill.
The pharmacist asked "How many?" The man replied, "just a few, maybe
a half a dozen. I cut each one in four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "that's too small a dose. That won't get you
through sex."
The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't even
think about sex much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so
I don't pee on my new shoes..."

 

[Karinska]

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.

The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her it is still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner.

So, that night at dinner, she does. About a week later she's back at the doctor's office.

She says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you suggested. It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, rakes all the food and dishes off the table, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravishes me right then and there on the table."

The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."

"Naah..." she says, "that's okay. We wouldn't go back to that restaurant anyway."

 

[Johnmelad502]

A friend of mine (not me of course) tried Viagra, got one stuck in his throat. Had a stiff neck for a week!

 

[HOGGY952]

A friend of mine (not me of course) tried Viagra, got one stuck in his throat. Had a stiff neck for a week!

must have been good stuff lasting all week

 

[Johnmelad502]

Then there was the truck load of Viagra stolen from a motorway lorry park. The Police are looking for some hardened criminals.