a woman proof shed?

[StaticPhilly]

hello,

ok i need ideas because everything iv tryed fails to work, i need a way to keep my partner out my sheds! the reason being is she fills it with her... poop, meaning i have to lump it all out the shed into the loft so i can have my shed back. im not just talking about bits and bobs, once i opened the shed and an old pool table feel on me...

so what iv tryed,

changed the locks (she took it off its hinges and told me to fix it)
put bolts and locks on both sides and top of the door (she forced it open, yet again i had to fix it...)
started putting all her stuff in the yard and garden out the shed (she locked me out untill i put it back)

so basicly i need a way to stop her getting in my sheds!

 

[dannyboi2003]

Divorce!

 

[mogget]

Insulate and plasterboard the loft, put a velux in, decorate nicely, lay real oak flooring, and put in a nice fixed staircase

That should do the trick

 

[Alastairreid]

his n her sheds.

 

[namsag]

Lock her in the shed and then you can have the house

 

[kevplumb]

 

[mattylad]

The loft would be a better location if it's big enough.

They don't like going up there, there may be spiders about

 

[craig51]

I'm loving the container idea!

 

[mattylad]

Whats yours is hers and whats here is hers.

Just remember that and your going to be fine.

Just buy her another shed for all her stuff.
Make it closer to the house than yours.
Make sure hers is looking better than yours.

Give her a chair, a lamp & a bookshelf in it.

Then when she falls for it & goes in to read it, close & lock the door

 

[masona]

24hrs SAS

 

[slick50]

Spiders have an open invitation to my workshop and garage. My wife hates them ....

 

[wotan]

Spiders have an open invitation to my workshop and garage. My wife hates them ....

When we moved house many years ago, I brought Boris my workshop spider with me, could not bear the thought of leaving him behind.

He settled into the new workshop a treat, till he got too adventurous and crawled through the ventilation slots on my lathe motor, poor Boris!

Wotan