...I was taken aback to run into Tony Blair last week. It wasn't really my fault. I just didn't notice him: he was on the tiny, rickety yacht he'd borrowed from Sir Cliff, I believe it was called Good Vibrations, a reference to an inadequately balanced outboard engine; I was on my just-purchased, refurbished retro pride and joy, the SS Excess, formerly the Royal Yacht Britannia...
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