Another Blonde Moment

[HOGGY952]

As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car
pulls up alongside.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the
door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Sharon
and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches
up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the
door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window.
As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,
"Hi, my name is Sharon, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down
the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of
breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck
door. The trucker lowers the window.
Again she says "Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of
your load!"
When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the
next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck,
and runs back to the blonde.
He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says
"Hi, my name is Tony and I'm driving a f......g gritter!"

 

[Goldspoon]

I'm curious. How funny did the OP find this? Obviously funny enough to post it but did you laugh very long and hard?

 

[conny]

Goldspoon,
where's your sense of humour?

Even if it only makes one person smile it has achieved its goal.
Someone somewhere could be sat in the depths of depression and a joke like this could possibly be just that pivotal point that starts to turn them around.

Lighten up man!

 

[dextrous]

Goldspoon,
where's your sense of humour?

Even if it only makes one person smile it has achieved its goal.
Someone somewhere could be sat in the depths of depression and a joke like this could possibly be just that pivotal point that starts to turn them around.

Lighten up man!

I'm not a blonde, but I found this post both sexist and racist, and thus offensive!
It's been a while

 

[sooey]

Goldspoon, get a grip.



Or a sense of humour.

 

[conny]

It's been a while

Happy to oblige,

 

[tim west]

Had to grit my teeth with this one

 

[securespark]

Reminds me of the essex girl being treated by the paramedic...

Where are you bleeding from?

Bleedin' Romford!

 

[dextrous]

Reminds me of the essex girl being treated by the paramedic...

Where are you bleeding from?

Bleedin' Romford!

Reminds me of the old Walter Mattau quote. Whilst lying down having had a heart attack, the paramedics asked "Are you comfortable?" to which he replied "Well, I earn a living"