Another 'Little Johnny' story....

[Persimmon]

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly, can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth,Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer any of the questions in time.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?

 

[Persimmon]

The swear filter has been at work ! Actually the word was b*i*t*c*h*e*s ! The stars look ruder ....

 

[imamartian]

Woods is such a lucky man.... so much money he doesn't know what to do with.... any woman he wants he can have.... probably got a big weiner.... oh and he's not bad at golf!!!!!

 

[Blasphemous]

The swear filter has been at work ! Actually the word was b*i*t*c*h*e*s ! The stars look ruder ....

Well it's a good job we have you here Persimmon. We'd never have worked that one out for ourselves.

 

[Persimmon]

No, no...it is you we need, Blasphemous ! I didn't know the 'b' word only had four letters [/i]