Another Zen (with a wink)

[WoodYouLike]

Zen and the Wisdom of Life - one of a series

Sex is like air -- it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

 

[williams89]

Zen buddhists monks refrain from sex as do monks of other Buddhist sects. Followers of the Buddha's teachings may partake at their will just so long as they are not monks or novice monks.

Good joke though.

BE HAPPY

 

[Gary_M]

....Sex in marriage is like a vintage car........usually requires to be started by hand

 

[markie]

....Sex in marriage is like a vintage car........usually requires to be started by hand

Thats if you get it at all, even when you crank the engine,

 

[Gary_M]

Thats if you get it at all, even when you crank the engine,

You need to keep the door well oiled, so it is easier to get in. I believe regular chocolates and flowers do the trick