Asphalt story

[WoodYouLike]

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
"A beer please, and one for the road."

 

[breezer]

Thats almost as bad as the American in a pub who turns to the Englishman and says "have you got a light mac?"

to which the reply is
"no, but i have a dark over coat"

 

[WoodYouLike]

 

[Nige F]

Or the guy who goes up to the one with the road and says "gotta light".......then says "Ta, Mac"