pipme said:
pipme said:
Are You a Manager, or an Engineer ?
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am ?"
The man below says: "Yes you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must work in Customer Support", says the balloonist.
"I do", replies the man, "how did you know ?"
"Well", says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's of no use to anyone."
The man below says "You must work in management."
"I do", replies the balloonist, "but how did you know ?"
"Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. And you're in the same position as you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
pipme said:Are You a Manager, or an Engineer ?
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am ?"
The man below says: "Yes you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must work in Customer Support", says the balloonist.
"I do", replies the man, "how did you know ?"
"Well", says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's of no use to anyone."
The man below says "You must work in management."
"I do", replies the balloonist, "but how did you know ?"
"Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. And you're in the same position as you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
Eddie M said:pipme said:
Go to the plough or I'll send you a SU DOKU which has been purposely doctored to be impossible.
Ah! yes but I find the comma to be more aesthetically pleasing than the common apostrophe.pipme said:Now, now RP ... Edwardio and I had spoken about the illustrious Plough many posts ago ...
Apparently 'SU DOKU' currently in vogue number puzzle .. Roughly translates from the Jap to 'Number in one/single/allotted place'
And just for RP try the key showing this @ without shift !! Does wonders, elevates and straightens the comma to an apostrophe ....