If you've got a few chips on your windscreen, just park outside your local WeightWatchers class. When the 'slimmers' come out of their meeting, they'll polish them off in no time!!
I don't trust that Gavin from Autoglass,,, My missus phoned me the other day and said that nice chap from Autoglass was filling her crack with his special resin. Fine I thought.. Only after I put the phone down did I realise the missus ain't got a car.