BBQ's

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Sombrero

I'm not good in the kitchen, I admit it.. (much better in the bedroom though !!)..

And BBQing is just alien to me... so if you're BBQing just for your family, say 4 people, what do you cook? 4 burgers and 4 sausages? how do you make it exciting, and not just a processed meat overdose?
 
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I never eat barabcued food. It's highly carcinogenic.
1 out of every 2 people in the UK get cancer!
 
A chap near me passed away last week with cancer.
It only took four weeks. Had they tested 4 weeks previous it wouldn't have shown up. Thats how aggressive it was.
Doctors said with that type of cancer they just sit back and watch it do its job. Only way it dies is for the patient to die.
 
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BBQ food is disgusting. Why traipse round to someone's BBQ to be served burnt high-fat, obnoxious-smelling c**p shared with flies?
 
BBQ food is disgusting. Why traipse round to someone's BBQ to be served burnt high-fat, obnoxious-smelling c**p shared with flies?

What if you grill chicken and put a few new potatoes in foil amongst the charcoal?
 
Statistics show that more people get food poisoning from BBQs than any other type of meal.
 
A chap near me passed away last week with cancer.
It only took four weeks. Had they tested 4 weeks previous it wouldn't have shown up. Thats how aggressive it was.
Doctors said with that type of cancer they just sit back and watch it do its job. Only way it dies is for the patient to die.

And strangely enough, this same chap had been at a barbecue only 4,1/2 weeks before. ;)
 
Statistics show that more people get food poisoning from BBQs than any other type of meal.

Probably because most people in the UK's experience of cooking is sticking some ready meal in the micro for 5 minutes.

I prefer to cut the meat open before serving it, only way to be sure if its done in the middle.
 
Back in Liverpool we had a family of South African pathologists move in next door as it was a privately rented out house.

They were always having BBQ's and inviting people round, we were never brave enough to go.
 
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