Birmingham

[securespark]

I went today to Halesowen and Willenhall.

I started off with breakfast at the Hilton Puke SS. "Wood yow loike a coppa tee?"

"Pardon?"

"Wood yow loike a coppa tee?"

"Oh, I see. No, thanks!"

Then lunch, in a chippy...

"Cod and chips please"

"Yow wot?"

"Cod and chips please"

"What and chips?"

It seems may cut-glarse eccent is a tad ite of line with the inhebitants of Birminghem"


Though one thing made me titter, big time...

Two old dears 80+, bless 'em, in a supermarket.

"D'yow fansay a Quickie tonight?"

I nearly dropped my shopping in astonishment!!

"You wot?" asked the (deaf) hubbie.

"D'yow fansay a Quickie tonight?" repeated the wife.

It was only when they walked away, I saw they had chosen a Quiche......

 

[johnny_t]

I went fishing in the Birmingham canal once and caught a whale.

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It was a bicycle whale !!

 

[mail2neil]

When I flew back from Saudi recently the guy in the seat next to me left his baggage in the overhead locker.
I managed to catch up with him, and returned his bags as we headed for passports.

He looked a bit nervous as a grabbed hold of him, but then realised what he'd done and thanked me.
He said "Thank you so much, look, since you helped me, let me give you some advice. Stay away from Birmingham this weekend"
I was a little aghast, but asked "Is something going on?"
"No" he said "It's a sh1thole!"

 

[Brightness]

I thought Brum would have been a place for blokes to enjoy a day out .... Broad St is full of lap dancing clubs....

 

[Adam_151]

I thought Brum would have been a place for blokes to enjoy a day out .... Broad St is full of lap dancing clubs....

I would have thought Essex would be better tbh

Don't really see the point of lap dancing / strip clubs tbh

 

[kevplumb]

try a pint in the acorn in willenhall

 

[confidentincompetent]

try a pint in the acorn in willenhall

Should got to proper brum, the posh part where I was born lol

LOZELLS

 

[securespark]

That's where I was the other day sorting out an earth problem.....

 

[Gary_M]

That's where I was the other day sorting out an earth problem.....

Global warming or famine?