I'm afraid that its still going to be your parents trying to palm you off with a joint Christmas/Birthday present as per usual, 'because its such a good one'.
Contrary to popular believe LIFE starts at 30 ! (Well, at least mine did).
Frantic years to 'make a career' are over, frantic years to behave as if you like stag-nights (hen-nights) are over (cause most of your mates are maried), frantic years of rat-racing are over. You can start to relax and live life to the full now, many more happy years to come.
Women over 50? Heh heh. I can't wait for some more of that!
Thanks for all your comments.
The only thing is, I have had to grow a stupid beard as I have had impetigo which I no doubt caught off one of my dirty little pupils, along with the gastro-enteritis and throat infection.