>>OK. Can I get picky? ==> yes
>>Please time the period that the boiler stays on, and please determine whether or not the burners are actually lighting.
I'm not at home now - but will time it. Yes the burners are lighting, on full
>>Also, when the boiler is "on", what noises is it making? Are you able to identify the pump to check that it is running?
Boiler makes "normal" running sound, a background humming noise and then the sound of the burners coming on (which you can see)
>>Also, when it comes on, what indicator lights are showing? And again when it's turned itself and is refusing to operate again?
No indicator lights to check.
>>Also, please determine where the heat goes, if there is any. For example, which parts of the boiler are hot/warm, and which pipes leading from it are hot/warm
Hmm... will need to check pipes. The boiler itself warms a little, more toward the top.
I'll check the ones I couldn't anwser now when I get back.