If it was in Scotland, with a Kilt, wouldn't be reported. But as the toff class interfere...now it's news.
Impington Village College, near Cambridge, Cambs - go fekc urself...toff class making a case where everyone else that hasn't a chance to make their point. Rich Daddies and Mummies, go round an ordinary school, and see how you fare.
What makes you think they are upper-middle class?
Impington is a middle-of-the-road sort of village in Cambridgeshire. Like every other county in the UK, Cambridgeshire has posh people, middle-class people, working-class people and under-class people. Yes, even Cambridge is not devoid of the chav-scourge.
To be honest, with the kid being from Impington it's far more likely his parents are working class. Does that make it better or worse for you?
Or is this all some of that Mancunian humour I don't understand, like Oasis, or closing down all the mills?