Bush

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Did babs actually say this?
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral s ex, no matter how bad it is."

According to Robin Williams
"The problem is that God gives men a brain and a pen is, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
He followed that with "Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

Someone else said ..
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase se xual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
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"Sex at age 90 is like trying to play snooker with a rope."
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"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling."
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"So what's the problem?"
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The devorce bit is very true. I had a secretary working for me who bragged about having affair with various fellas. Anyway she got caught by her husband and he divorced her. The court ruled that she should keep the house and he should continue paying the mortgage until her son was eighteen. Her son was about six or seven. Justice! What kin Justice.



BE HAPPY
 
williams89
very true ... if it gets that bad , kill em an bury them ...lol
 
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