A few years back, bought a cheap set of fireworks, so set them off one by one, boring, as usual, as a neighbour always had repeaters...
So this one firework, in the dark, read, bury upto this line ----> ignite fuse and retreat...
Now...I don't know if I misread the instruction, or something went amiss, but it seemed more buried, than all the rest, heyho!
So the kids are all gathered around, everyone is happy, lights the fuse, retreat, DISASTER! Nothing happens...we all adhere to the firework code, still nothing. So my partner approaches, BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The windows on the house rattle, then we are covered in debris, as we recover from our temporary blindness...
The bucket of sand that the fireworks were launched from, is no longer, there is a small crater in my garden. The children are crying due to busted eardrums.
Either the label was printed upside down, or I misread the instructions...I opt for the former...oops.!