This reminds me a bit of watching the Rocky Horror Show on American TV. Towards the end they are all turned into statues but, being America, they had to pixellate out the bum-cracks. ON THE STATUES !!!!!
Also, overnight on US TV, you will get programmes called things like 'Spring Break Girls Go Wild' which involve lots of college girls flashing at the camera, but again everything is pixellated, so I guess you are supposed to be tittilated by the idea of the camera man being flashed, not by actually getting to see anything yourself.
And, whilst I'm at it, if you ever catch the video for the Eminem song 'Stan' on a video channel, so much of it is blanked out that it is like listening to Norman Collier. Having heard it once without the blanking out, one of the offending phrases is 'Doing 90 on the Freeway' where they blank out the '90'.
Anyway, rant over, back to the captions........