Caption Competition #52

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Slightly edited cos the uncensored version was apparently too risqué for Mod 3!

Mod 3, wasn't too risqué for me but I have to think of others who may be easily offended :)

nudeair.jpg
 
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This reminds me a bit of watching the Rocky Horror Show on American TV. Towards the end they are all turned into statues but, being America, they had to pixellate out the bum-cracks. ON THE STATUES !!!!!

Also, overnight on US TV, you will get programmes called things like 'Spring Break Girls Go Wild' which involve lots of college girls flashing at the camera, but again everything is pixellated, so I guess you are supposed to be tittilated by the idea of the camera man being flashed, not by actually getting to see anything yourself.

And, whilst I'm at it, if you ever catch the video for the Eminem song 'Stan' on a video channel, so much of it is blanked out that it is like listening to Norman Collier. Having heard it once without the blanking out, one of the offending phrases is 'Doing 90 on the Freeway' where they blank out the '90'.


Anyway, rant over, back to the captions........
 
''amazing the effect she's had on the guys up front''

dispite ninebob spraying her bum with orange paint. :LOL:
 
johnny_t said:
And, whilst I'm at it, if you ever catch the video for the Eminem song 'Stan' on a video channel, so much of it is blanked out that it is like listening to Norman Collier. Having heard it once without the blanking out, one of the offending phrases is 'Doing 90 on the Freeway' where they blank out the '90'.

I've seen the unedited video and it's not pretty.

I must add that they did have good cause to blank out the above phrase, seeing as the 90 is short for Joe-90. I have it on good authority that he was unable to walk for a good week after :D

Perhaps he could elucidate.....(he won't).
 
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noodlz said:
I must add that they did have good cause to blank out the above phrase, seeing as the 90 is short for Joe-90. I have it on good authority that he was unable to walk for a good week after :D

Ah, that makes perfect sense now. Hurrah for MTV for ceasing the constant baiting of one of our most-loved friends !!
 
johnny_t said:
Ah, that makes perfect sense now. Hurrah for MTV for ceasing the constant baiting of one of our most-loved friends !!

True, true...especially the bit about the 'most-loved', but we should rise above the lowlife of MTV and not stick it to our cartoon caricature...he's had enough of that already.

Just playful banter, 90....hope you see the funny side....(he won't)
 
Man standing to seated man..."I say, old chap, don't mind if I go up the aisle first?"
 
Airlines complain that new security measures go too far
 
Mod 3 said:
Mod 3, wasn't too risqué for me but I have to think of others who may be easily offended :)

What! By a pair of buttocks? Surely not.... You can get too PC, you know...

Now, if it were a frontal shot, that I could understand...


BTW, the caption is:


"Blocked aisle as naked passengers queue to join mile-high club..."
 
ninebob said:
Mod 3, wasn't too risqué for me but I have to think of others who may be easily offended :)

Mod 3, people aren't offended by bottoms. You ask your partner, children, parents, grandparents, friends, if they are offended by bottoms and I would put money on it that they will all answer no. You go into a primary school and ask the kids if they are offended by bottoms and the answer will be no. You go in to an old folks home and ask the residents if they are offended by bottoms and the answer will be no. Are the people on this forum offended? Shall we have a vote?

This leads me to two possible conclusions:

1/ It is in fact on ly yourself who is offended by bottoms
Mod 3, No I'm not offended, how do I know if others may be offended? I may have been over the top but being a moderator is a very difficult job to keep everyone happy, we can never win and I apologize if I have upset you.

2/ You are naive in your understanding of people in general.
You haven't got a clue about me at all, how can you understand everybody feelings? We are all made difference.

There's a lot of anti-mod here are telling us we are not doing enough


If there is another reason for your unwillingness to allow us to see an image of a bottom pleas let me know.
 
baldy01 said:
Is this the launch of the new Irish Airline called "Derry Air" ?

That's rather clever baldy. Did you know that the Danny Boy tune is called "Londonderry Air"?
 
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