securespark Joined 11 Jan 2004 Messages 43,945 Reaction score 2,884 Country 28 Apr 2006 #2 "Hmm. Gives a whole new meaning to the word 'eyeballs'....... "
securespark Joined 11 Jan 2004 Messages 43,945 Reaction score 2,884 Country 28 Apr 2006 #3 It was a long time since Gary had been with a man, and he had forgotten where to put it....
securespark Joined 11 Jan 2004 Messages 43,945 Reaction score 2,884 Country 28 Apr 2006 #4 Dave thought the £50 fee for consumer-testing a new male deodorant was not enough.
securespark Joined 11 Jan 2004 Messages 43,945 Reaction score 2,884 Country 28 Apr 2006 #5 Tarquin got stuck into his partners strawberry flavoured edible underwear.
securespark Joined 11 Jan 2004 Messages 43,945 Reaction score 2,884 Country 28 Apr 2006 #6 sorry.........
M markie Joined 2 Dec 2005 Messages 3,181 Reaction score 0 Location Newcastle upon Tyne Country 28 Apr 2006 #7 I though that was bull's eye, not ball's eye you's were playing,
R Richardp Joined 16 Apr 2004 Messages 3,938 Reaction score 26 Location Cornwall Country 29 Apr 2006 #8 now you can see why he's wearing ear guards
empip Joined 24 Sep 2005 Messages 6,345 Reaction score 269 Country 29 Apr 2006 #9 "Blimey, I am in deep doo-doo ... smells like, looks like .... it is! My own !!" OR "Hmmm.. how did it go? ..... Grab that monster by the snout twist it's ollox inside out .... Now - do you give old chum?"
"Blimey, I am in deep doo-doo ... smells like, looks like .... it is! My own !!" OR "Hmmm.. how did it go? ..... Grab that monster by the snout twist it's ollox inside out .... Now - do you give old chum?"
Zampa Joined 14 Mar 2005 Messages 5,777 Reaction score 30 Country 29 Apr 2006 #10 Now I know what people mean when they say 'trying to blow ones own trumpet'!
M masona Joined 5 Jan 2003 Messages 12,883 Reaction score 217 Location Essex Country 29 Apr 2006 #11 It's the only way to get rid of Blair
B Brightness Joined 9 Feb 2006 Messages 1,224 Reaction score 0 Location Worcestershire Country 29 Apr 2006 #12 Mmmmm sweetbreads for dinner
joe-90 Joined 28 Oct 2005 Messages 31,281 Reaction score 1,997 Country 29 Apr 2006 #13 See that gaping mouth? Someone's going to get a 'bolllock-in'. joe