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I'm not talking fish, but very bad drivers....!
Next time you are the victim of another driver's bad judgement or poor manoeuvering skills, take comfort from the fact that the offensive hand gestures and verbal abuse that spouts forth is actually a way of apologising for their dreadful behaviour.
I have spent many years suffering such scenarios, and have come to this conclusion.
Why else would they react aggressively?
On second thoughts, thinking about it, could it be because your indignation at their selfish actions causes them to believe your horn-sounding is implying their penises are very small, or that they self-pleasure? Or indeed that they have male genitalia sprouting from their crania?
Next time you are the victim of another driver's bad judgement or poor manoeuvering skills, take comfort from the fact that the offensive hand gestures and verbal abuse that spouts forth is actually a way of apologising for their dreadful behaviour.
I have spent many years suffering such scenarios, and have come to this conclusion.
Why else would they react aggressively?
On second thoughts, thinking about it, could it be because your indignation at their selfish actions causes them to believe your horn-sounding is implying their penises are very small, or that they self-pleasure? Or indeed that they have male genitalia sprouting from their crania?
