children's comments

[planenut]

read today in a newspaper and thought it too good to forget !

The six year old had been told that they must remember to put a glass of Port out for Father Christmas on Christmas Eve. His reply was that they could then DNA test it to find out who is Father Christmas......
what a smart kid.

 

[kendor]

But Santa doesn't have DNA he's a ficticious character!

 

[santa clause]

But Santa doesn't have DNA he's a ficticious character!

no, i am real

 

[ninebob]

Kids can be very astute.

I was round at my friend's house a few months back, her 7 year old son had just gone to bed but was having one of those "everyone hates me" moments and crying.

Beth summoned me for my support, as I walked into the bedroom Jay was saying "I don't even have a girlfriend at school..". Beth pointed to me and said "Look, Simon doesn't have a girlfriend either, he's not crying".

Jay sat bolt upright in bed, looked at Beth as if she was mad, and said "Of course Simon doesn't have a girlfriend mum, he's gay."

I was laughing so much Ihad to leave the room. Give kids credit, they're not as stupid as you think!

 

[TexMex]

First time I stayed overnight at my wifes flat (she was just a girl friend at the time with a 4 year old son). Next morning while still in bed, the door bell goes. "Oh No, that'll be mum and dad", she says. "Oh god" says I, "I'll just wait here until they're gone, if you don't mind".

Anyhow her parents are in the living room, and I can hear every word of the conversation from the bedroom. Suddenly her father says. "Who's shoes are they?". Quick as a flash her son answers "Oh, they're the TV repair mans, he's still in my my mums bed"