Chinaman in Aus

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A refuse collector in Cairns , Australia , is driving along a street picking

up the trash wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor.

He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit

of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out

of his truck goes to the front door and knocks.. There's no answer.

Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - a bit harder and

then harder still . .

Eventually a Chinese man comes to the door.. "Harro!" says the Chinese man.

"Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the collector.

"I bin on toiret," explains the Chinese bloke, a bit perplexed.

Realising the fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries

again. "No ! No ! Mate, Where's your dust bin?"

"I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Chinese man, still

perplexed.

"Listen," says the collector. "You're misunderstanding me. Where's your

'wheelie' bin?'"

"OK, OK.." replies the Chinese man with a sheepish grin and whispers in the

collector's ear. "I wheelie bin having sex wiffa wife's sista!"
 
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