Christmas,,,, Barrr Humbug!!!!!

[clf-gas]

Seen Street decci`s going up today in Barrowford Lancashire

Got me thinking jokes (as I do).......

Santa goes to the doctors,,,,
"Doctor I seem to have a christmas pudding stuck up my bottom"

Doctor,,,,,
"OK drop your trousers and bend over"!!!!!Uummm "you do indeed have a pudding stuck up your bottom, not to worry I have some cream for that"..

Anymore

 

[Deluks]

Where'd you get that from, the Charles Dickens book of christmas jokes?

 

[Space cat]

It's a bit early for Christmas jokes but here goes anyway ---

"It's Christmas Eve, I'm pregnant - though God only knows how - and you're telling me that all the inns are full. Well isn't that just great!!!"

 

[RF Lighting]

Why was santa peed off?

Because he only comes once a year

 

[bernardgreen]

Santa will never get a divorce from his misses no matter how bad things gets, his lawyer said there are too many clauses involved

 

[Tim 77]

Why was santa peed off?

Because he only comes once a year

But when he does he always empties his sack



Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist?

He sold his sold to Santa



Which reminds me of the following joke.....


Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse

 

[Nige F]

Barr humbug Barr Irn Bru C U @ Xmas

 

[Shutpa]

Mummy, who was in bed with Santa was rather shocked to hear her son shout from his bedroom, "Mummy, has Santa come yet?"

 

[bernardgreen]