Look at those fingers . . . they cannot possibly be human.
Might be a transmogrification of it's mothers fingers somehow warped & photoshopped onto it's own fingers . . . But even then, they are the ugly MF's of all fingers.
Look at those fingers . . . they cannot possibly be human.
Might be a transmogrification of it's mothers fingers somehow warped & photoshopped onto it's own fingers . . . But even then, they are the ugly MF's of all fingers.
I know that the very thought of it is horrible . . . but it's just possible that . . . maybe . . . some **** thinks we're all bigger ****s than he is !
Option 1 - Take to scrapyard and leave there;
Option 2 - Leave the keys in the exhaust and bribe a local tracksuit wearing chav benefit claimant to take it up the moors and burn it out.