Copulation camps

[trollmaster2000]

Can't get the mrs to come in the sack? Are your bedroom bouts more "fumble in the jungle" than "thrill'er when you fill'er"?

Why not visit your local copulation camp and learn all the tricks and technique, to become the ultimate love guru!!

 

[Nige F]

Sounds too complicated Do the CPS run it - the coitus protection service

 

[joinerjohn]

Nah G4S are running them. Due to the shortage of staff, our troops are now very willing to step in. If only they could get excused from Olympic duty.

 

[gasbanni]

Thought it was a post about Butlins.