Damn....

[Lincsbodger]

Maria Carey didnt wait for me and got married. If she'd played her cards right she could have had me. Now ill have to have Kerry Katona or Britney.

Please note: This thread was not created just for gratutious reasons

 

[Deluks]

Mingers the lot of 'em. It's all make up and lighting, sucker!

 

[Lincsbodger]

Mingers the lot of 'em. It's all make up and lighting, sucker!

heres Kylie without makeup:

 

[freddiemercurystwin]

Now ill have to have Kerry Katona or Britney.

You're welcome!

 

[Deluks]

Mingers the lot of 'em. It's all make up and lighting, sucker!

heres Kylie without makeup:

An infinitely more beautiful human being than than Kylie 'w0nk fodder for botty banditos' Minogue, .

 

[gregers]

cor keith chegwin looks younger.

 

[noseall]

Mariah Carey is a self infatuated, warbling weirdo who loves the sound of her own voice.

Why bother singing one note when you can yodel ten.

 

[freddiemercurystwin]

I don't think this thread is about singing abilities!

 

[Infidel]

My House Keeper

I wish

 

[Lincsbodger]

I don't think this thread is about singing abilities!

No, its about which little darling gets the honour of living in my allotment shed. i cant take them home, my missus said no.

Kiesha Buchanan was quite nice till they threw her out of the Sugarbabes, now she's blown it, not having an unemployed freeloader...........

 

[oompah]

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The first bond girl,honey rider will do for me

 

[Steve]

Kiesha Buchanan was quite nice till they threw her out of the Sugarbabes, now she's blown it, not having an unemployed freeloader...........

Something I agree with you on!

Dont normally dig black chicks but she is hot.

 

[Homesafe]

Some ignoramus's bring the race card into everything, you absolute fooking loosers, if only.................chance would be a fine thing.

 

[Deluks]

Nah, her eyes are too wide apart.

 

[Steve]

Some ignoramus's bring the race card into everything, you absolute fooking loosers,

WHAT THE HELL