Danish Car

[notb665]

There is a car from Denmark in my road!!



Should I:

a) firebomb it
b) napalm it
c) kill the inhabitants of the house
d) stand on it and burn the Dannebrog
e) stand on it and shoot a gun into the air
f) not buy Butter Cookies anymore?

 

[hermes]

Draw an irreverent cartoon of their Prime Minister and stick it under the windscreen. That'll teach them!

 

[Brightness]

Whatever you do, do not under any circumstances inform Slogger where you live. He'll have a BNP march organised with minutes

 

[Slogger]

Whatever you do, do not under any circumstances inform Slogger where you live. He'll have a BNP march organised with minutes

WHY WOUOLD I DO THAT

wtf do you think i am missus are u mental or summat

this is a forum not the local pub where u get your teeth kicked out for looking the wrong way

ferk me u got me down as a fooking nutter aint ya

i only ever resort to physical means when i or my family/friends are under threat of the same thing

its been ages since i actually had a punch up easily 3 months now and that is a long time where i live

 

[securespark]

this is a forum not the local pub where u get your teeth kicked out for looking the wrong way

No mate, just a forum where you get ridiculed and sworn at in an aggressive manner just for not having the same POV as you.

You obviously don't agree that Bright has a point, then?

 

[Brightness]

He obviously doesn't Securespark

Three months without a fight and you think that's ages? You are obviously just one step away from being a caveman.

I have 2 teenage sons and even though the one is plenty old enough to go out drinking and socialising he doesn't go getting into fights.

As I said previously Slogger, no wonder you support Nick Griffin, he's nothing short of being a thug as well.

Is it any wonder English blokes have a poor reputation on the continent? Most of the ones they encounter are probably just like Slogger.

Oh and Slogger, you never answered my previous question - do you only eat British food or do you ever eat chinese, Indidan or Kebabs????

 

[Gary_M]

 

[masona]

Oh and Slogger, you never answered my previous question - do you only eat British food or do you ever eat chinese, Indidan or Kebabs????

Me think canned spinach

 

[Slogger]

He obviously doesn't Securespark

Three months without a fight and you think that's ages? You are obviously just one step away from being a caveman.

I have 2 teenage sons and even though the one is plenty old enough to go out drinking and socialising he doesn't go getting into fights.

As I said previously Slogger, no wonder you support Nick Griffin, he's nothing short of being a thug as well.

Is it any wonder English blokes have a poor reputation on the continent? Most of the ones they encounter are probably just like Slogger.

Oh and Slogger, you never answered my previous question - do you only eat British food or do you ever eat chinese, Indidan or Kebabs????

daft fuc*er

 

[securespark]

Well, Slogger? Do you?

Come on, you haven't answered the question, have you?

That's because you can't.




PS Does this sound familiar, Slogger?

 

[securespark]

It would appear that Slogger is getting repetitive [draw sharp breath of surprise]:

His stock reply to stuff he would rather people did not post is:

daft fuc*er

 

[noodlz]

Daft punk
One more time...we gonna celebrate

 

[AdamW]

There is a car from Denmark in my road!!

I hate to be a pedant, but it's a French car with Danish numberplates

So do anything you want off your list, but bear in mind it'll be their neighbours who come to tell you off.

PS Am I the only one who finds it ironic that muslims are being urged to boycott the products of a country who's best-known exports are bacon and pork-products?

 

[noodlz]

I hate to be a pedant, but Demark do not neighbour France

Don't forget the beer as an export

 

[notb665]

There is a car from Denmark in my road!!

I hate to be a pedant, but it's a French car with Danish numberplates

Thank you, Mr. Logic from Viz. (I know you read it!)