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Have i mised the point here guys? If it's controversial, i would love to add a comment 
You hand-wringing liberal lefties make me puke, with your political correctness and ideas of reform through the use of kitten-stroking. Well, when the care of animals begins the argument is lost! You all know I'm right!pickles said:
Do you know how many flowers it takes to make just one country happy? No? Well let me tell you. Six million, that's how many. And how do I know? Because I marched around Australia for 15 years spouting nonsense, rewriting history, geography and science as we know it, and inventing new ways of arguing the toss before coming back to blighty and manacling myself to my Internet-enabled PC.
You can't answer that can you? Oh, I didn't ask a question. Well, let me just say that if any of you would just lift your blinkered lib-dem gaze from your keyboard and point your eyes at www.bigotedracistnutters.org then you'd soon learn to be mad as hatter, like me, and how to make any debate more twisted than a very twisty turny thing. Then take yourself off to www.correcteveryoneelsesspelling.com and get genned up how to a picky b*stard.
Sorry, must rush - Captain Scarlett is having a party and those danged Mysterons are trying to gate-crash again.
Joseph and his coat of many irrelevant colours
...I'll come a-waltzing Matilda with you, as I.....
Well it would be nice if you'd got your facts right before calling me racist. Did you even bother to visit that web site that I commanded you to read? No? Well then - argument lost.johnny_t said:
Any other takers? Come on - show me what you've got!
Joseph the Unconvincingly Invincible!
PS. Don't mention the war. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.
PPS. The whole Irish potato famine thing was blown out of all proportion. If you read any decent anti-Irish Brit supremacist web site you'll soon "learn" than only four families were affected, and they were only slightly hungry, and that was because they forgot to visit the local grocery shop before it shut early on a Wednesday.
Anyone for seconds?
What do you mean by that kendor? Starting the abuse again I see, which must mean the debate is over.
While I'm here, did you know that it isn't dark all over the world at the same moment? Well I used to believe that it was, but being open-minded I looked on a few web sites that the local KKK leader showed me and found that the Earth actually presents a different part of its surface to the sun at different times of the day.
Incredible! There's a whole bunch of facts like this just waiting for people like you to bother to learn them. I knew all along of course, I was just kidding when I said I didn't know, but it caught all of you lot out! HAHA!
The web is amazing! It's just science-tastic! Full of things that I'd otherwise only read about in the newspaper. And it's all true, especially the POW photos that don't even have the photographer's name underneath - they're the most genuine ones.
Hang on, there's someone at the door...oh it's just those blokes in white coats again - they always go away if I stay very still...
While I'm here, did you know that it isn't dark all over the world at the same moment? Well I used to believe that it was, but being open-minded I looked on a few web sites that the local KKK leader showed me and found that the Earth actually presents a different part of its surface to the sun at different times of the day.
Incredible! There's a whole bunch of facts like this just waiting for people like you to bother to learn them. I knew all along of course, I was just kidding when I said I didn't know, but it caught all of you lot out! HAHA!
The web is amazing! It's just science-tastic! Full of things that I'd otherwise only read about in the newspaper. And it's all true, especially the POW photos that don't even have the photographer's name underneath - they're the most genuine ones.
Hang on, there's someone at the door...oh it's just those blokes in white coats again - they always go away if I stay very still...
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