Did you hear about

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the fat alcoholic transvestite? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.
 
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Was chatting a bird up in the pub last night. And i said to her "You remind me of my little toe." .She replied "Is that because i am small and cute" .
I said no its because i will probably end up banging you on my coffee table later
 
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No, but I heard about the two Irishmen whose pub was losing money:

Mick: Maybe we should turn this place into a brothel.
Paddy: We can't sell beer. What makes you think we can sell broth?

Time to go before the groans roll in --- :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:
 
Anyone know what DNA stands for.




















































National Dyslexic Association.
 
Two Monkeys are in a bath together, and one monkey starts sayin "OOH AAAH OOH AA!",

The other Monkey says, "Just put more cold in, idiot..."...
 
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