C cumbriahandyman 10 Jun 2011 #1 the fat alcoholic transvestite? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.
Whitespirit66 Joined 15 Dec 2007 Messages 8,008 Reaction score 2,109 Location Bristol Country 10 Jun 2011 #2 Groan! OK, OK. I'm laughing. As long as you promise not to post any more.
Space cat Joined 9 Sep 2007 Messages 3,862 Reaction score 189 Location Newcastle upon Tyne Country 11 Jun 2011 #3 Well I had a laugh. It reminded me of the dyslexic agnostic who wasn't sure if there was a dog. Time to go --
Well I had a laugh. It reminded me of the dyslexic agnostic who wasn't sure if there was a dog. Time to go --
N namsag 11 Jun 2011 #4 Was chatting a bird up in the pub last night. And i said to her "You remind me of my little toe." .She replied "Is that because i am small and cute" . I said no its because i will probably end up banging you on my coffee table later
Was chatting a bird up in the pub last night. And i said to her "You remind me of my little toe." .She replied "Is that because i am small and cute" . I said no its because i will probably end up banging you on my coffee table later
adlplumbing Joined 9 Dec 2009 Messages 6,723 Reaction score 1,447 Location Lancashire Country 11 Jun 2011 #5 did you one about the dyslexic pimp got caught buying a warehouse
Space cat Joined 9 Sep 2007 Messages 3,862 Reaction score 189 Location Newcastle upon Tyne Country 11 Jun 2011 #6 No, but I heard about the two Irishmen whose pub was losing money: Mick: Maybe we should turn this place into a brothel. Paddy: We can't sell beer. What makes you think we can sell broth? Time to go before the groans roll in ---
No, but I heard about the two Irishmen whose pub was losing money: Mick: Maybe we should turn this place into a brothel. Paddy: We can't sell beer. What makes you think we can sell broth? Time to go before the groans roll in ---
ColJack Joined 16 Feb 2007 Messages 11,793 Reaction score 482 Location West Midlands Country 11 Jun 2011 #8 as someone who is mildly dyslexic, I resemble that comment..
M Mickymoody 12 Jun 2011 #9 Two Monkeys are in a bath together, and one monkey starts sayin "OOH AAAH OOH AA!", The other Monkey says, "Just put more cold in, idiot..."...
Two Monkeys are in a bath together, and one monkey starts sayin "OOH AAAH OOH AA!", The other Monkey says, "Just put more cold in, idiot..."...
N Nige F Joined 28 Jun 2005 Messages 22,414 Reaction score 2,377 Country 12 Jun 2011 #10 ColJack said: as someone who is mildly dyslexic, I resemble that comment.. Click to expand... I dismember one like that I was well missed off
ColJack said: as someone who is mildly dyslexic, I resemble that comment.. Click to expand... I dismember one like that I was well missed off