Dragons Den

[joinerjohn]

Paddy goes on Dragons Den and shows them his fathers shotgun and gamekeepers pouch. Theo Paphitis says " Well Paddy, what's your idea?"

Paddy says " Well Theo, it's a simple concept really,,, Put the money in the f*****g bag."

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

I've invented a land mine that looks like a prayer mat. I reckon the prophets will go through the roof.

 

[joinerjohn]

I got thrown out of a Muslim clothes shop the other day...
All I asked for was a bomber jacket.

 

[homes]

Typical scumbag comments!!

It's just what the forum does'nt need and why it's losing decent members FFS

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

Typical scumbag comments!!

It's just what the forum does'nt need and why it's losing decent members FFS

FFS does one not appreciate a bit of humour, just because it's not so called PC.
Does not prevent one from laughing!
Go on have a chuckle to yourself!

I got thrown out of a Muslim clothes shop the other day...
All I asked for was a bomber jacket.

 

[Whitespirit66]

How come Homes can't take a joke without insulting someone, ie. doing the same thing that he is no doubt criticising them for?

You're not a decent member, but you are one that wouldn't be missed if you left.

Typical humourless, right-on lefty.

Only trouble is, there is an element of truth in these jokes. Go on, deny it!

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

How come Homes can't take a joke without insulting someone, ie. doing the same thing that he is no doubt criticising them for?

Typical Lancastrian comments

 

[Whitespirit66]

How come Homes can't take a joke without insulting someone, ie. doing the same thing that he is no doubt criticising them for?

Typical Lancastrian comments

Shock horror. Isn't that racist?

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

Shock horror. Isn't that racist?

would not surprise me

 

[joinerjohn]

Edited for fear it may upset Watson's sidekick.

 

[Mw Roofline]

losing decent members FFS

Enlighten me.

 

[Mickymoody]

Typical scumbag comments!!

It's just what the forum does'nt need and why it's losing decent members FFS

FFS does one not appreciate a bit of humour, just because it's not so called PC.
Does not prevent one from laughing!
Go on have a chuckle to yourself!

I got thrown out of a Muslim clothes shop the other day...
All I asked for was a bomber jacket.

There is a line between racist posts, and humourous posts, and I think this broke that line. I find it in bad taste, although I'm white British. Wrong wrong wrong. racist.