After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Osama bin Laden is still alive'
Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own hand writing to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message:
370H-SSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice.
Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA.
Eventually they asked MI6 for help.
Within a minute MI6 emailed the White House with this reply:
'Tell the President he's holding the note upside down.