Eating disorders.

[Dextraneous]

I might be a little, er, cough, tubby. But what about the other extreme?

 

[LastMagicBean]

Why is that extreme???

 

[Norcon]

Because its skinny and horrid.

A guy I do some work for has a wife who I think has an eating disorder.
She looks like death warmed up. Sunken eye sockets and very boney.

 

[Dextraneous]

In comparison to what she's always been, she's skeletal.

 

[Norcon]

She's getting old now.

 

[LastMagicBean]

That's my ideal kind of figure for woman.

Pulled a fat bird years ago, my memory foam mattress never forgot it.

 

[Dextraneous]

Pulled a fat bird years ago, my memory foam mattress never forgot it.

She obviously did though

 

[LastMagicBean]

I suppose it doesn't really matter in the end. You marry a slim one, and they still blow up like balloons in the end. Pointless.

 

[Dextraneous]

True.

 

[LastMagicBean]

Norcon, did you marry a Big 'un???

 

[Norcon]

I never married and never will. Marriage is for mugs.

 

[LastMagicBean]

Well that's not very christian.

 

[LastMagicBean]

But do you like the larger lady???

 

[Norcon]

No not really. To difficult for..... the climb.

 

[sooey]

So you've never had kids norcon? No wonder you're so full of cr*p, you've got no idea have you?
Are you one of those errrm 'dedicated bachelors'...........like ted Heath?