england (jokes)

[HOGGY952]

Scottish police have spent the night dealing with flash floods after 5 million people simultaneously pished themselves laughing when USA scored against England.

 

[HOGGY952]

Robert Green will take over as chairman of BP on Monday. A spokesman has said " Green is an expert at spillages and helping out America through rough times"

 

[JMLanders]

You've got to hand it to him

 

[HOGGY952]

Just been to the chemist and bought some J Green condoms, extra slippery with no chance of catching anything