Farmer Giles.

[PullerGas]

Anyone else suffer greatly from the above condition?? They're a complete pain in the arze!!

 

[Echo the husky]

Not yet, ask me again in 10 years time. Eat more fibre!

 

[DaveHerns]

Have you tried spraying them with pipe freezing spray? DIY cauterisation.

 

[HootingOwl]

The insertion of a mini-milk ice lolly brings instant relief, so i am told.

 

[PullerGas]

The insertion of a mini-milk ice lolly brings instant relief, so i am told.

Ah, is that what they call it down your local Gay Bar??!!

 

[dilalio]

Nothing quite as irritating as a case of the Chalfont's - lovely place mind, been through it quite a few times...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalfont_St_Giles

 

[AGAS]

The insertion of a mini-milk ice lolly brings instant relief, so i am told.

was you told or personal experience

 

[dilalio]

The insertion of a mini-milk ice lolly brings instant relief, so i am told.

Depends where you insert it, I suppose!

 

[dreadnoughtheating]

Are we talking "emma freuds" here?, the old "grapes of Wrath"?

One of those whoooopeee cushions with the middle cut out. With a bag of frozen peas in it.

 

[dilalio]

 

[Aquaheat]

Anyone else suffer greatly from the above condition?? They're a complete pain in the arze!!

I had some suppositories for this dickie but for for the cost of them and all the good they did I might as well have stuck then up my @rze

Jon