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Five surgeons from local hospitals are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from Washington Nuffield Hospital, says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second, from Darlington Hospital, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.'
The third surgeon, from University of Durham Hospital, says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon, from Newcastle General Hospital chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, who works part-time at Shotley Bridge Hospital, shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the backside are interchangeable.
Five surgeons from local hospitals are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from Washington Nuffield Hospital, says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second, from Darlington Hospital, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.'
The third surgeon, from University of Durham Hospital, says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon, from Newcastle General Hospital chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, who works part-time at Shotley Bridge Hospital, shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the backside are interchangeable.
Forwarded to Ed Miliband.
