Far be it from me to bump a slightly old thread //www.diynot.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=39287&highlight= and risk being poked in the eyes with pencils while being hung upside down with barbed wire and covered in old cow poo while Lucifer Himself whips me with live 10mm² shower cable in the burning damnation of Hell, but I would like to tell AdamW that eating lots of "Sirius Müsli Bars" from Lidl makes your wee smell funny.
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"and risk being poked in the eyes with pencils while being hung upside down with barbed wire and covered in old cow poo while Lucifer Himself whips me with live 10mm² shower cable in the burning damnation of Hell"
is it just me,or is that above strangely erotic ..lol
is it just me,or is that above strangely erotic ..lol
Just so long as the live shower cable is only single phase...
three phase would just be perverted.
I'll try to get hold of some of those muesli bars.
Oddly enough, we tried the asparagus again on Friday, but detected no odour. Lame.
I seem to remember reading somewhere in a book about reconnaisance troops in WWII carrying asparagus with them and if they needed help they would eat it and pee in the sea. Apparently something in the asparagus would stop them from being detected by the Nazi submarines and the likelihood they would be found by Brits was more possible.
I'm blowed if I can find the article now and have also searched online. I know I'm not dreaming though because I remember telling my hubby and kids about it.
I'm blowed if I can find the article now and have also searched online. I know I'm not dreaming though because I remember telling my hubby and kids about it.
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Aha,sprechen sie deutsch? Don't reply...mein deutsch ist nicht sehr gut.
Good hook from some healthy disinformation to cover up for RADAR too.
I used to tell my German girlfriend, ich habe ein knockwerst in mein unterhosen, which used to tickle her
Good hook from some healthy disinformation to cover up for RADAR too.
I used to tell my German girlfriend, ich habe ein knockwerst in mein unterhosen, which used to tickle her
Und du can nicht sprechen im Deutsch? Du bist ein dumbkopf mein freund!
Das ist gut
Hit me, hit me, hit me.noodlz said:
I know this to be a true story,I was there.
When I was a kid I worked in what is now my local pub(the new Inn) the boss came into the kitchen and asked if anyone spoke german? yes! said the kp much to everyones surprise cos he was so thick. 'Well go out to the bar and ask this german customer what he wants?' so the kp goes out (followed by the whole kitchen staff) and says...'vot do you vont?' and yes he thought he was sprecken de doych.
When I was a kid I worked in what is now my local pub(the new Inn) the boss came into the kitchen and asked if anyone spoke german? yes! said the kp much to everyones surprise cos he was so thick. 'Well go out to the bar and ask this german customer what he wants?' so the kp goes out (followed by the whole kitchen staff) and says...'vot do you vont?' and yes he thought he was sprecken de doych.
Don't be disappointed, it's not a nice smell.AdamW said:Oddly enough, we tried the asparagus again on Friday, but detected no odour. Lame.
Richardp said:I know this to be a true story,I was there.
When I was a kid I worked in what is now my local pub(the new Inn) the boss came into the kitchen and asked if anyone spoke german? yes! said the kp much to everyones surprise cos he was so thick. 'Well go out to the bar and ask this german customer what he wants?' so the kp goes out (followed by the whole kitchen staff) and says...'vot do you vont?' and yes he thought he was sprecken de doych.
LMAO It sounds like Rene, he used to speak Deutsch like that too - wonder if that blokey had a painting of the fallen madonna with the big boobies too
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