For men only
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I'm a mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (said in best laydee voice).
That poor lady
I know a guy whose name is I Ball - he was refused service in a bank one day when he said his name was I Ball The manager told him to stop messing about
That poor lady
I know a guy whose name is I Ball - he was refused service in a bank one day when he said his name was I Ball The manager told him to stop messing about 
there is no way that's true====this came out of one of those check out aisle papers-enquirer/star....there are a lot more bizarre names than that and especially in Miami.....of course there was that guy who sued either Mcd's of Burger King because the klutz spilled his hot chocolate in his lap and it was actually hot! (not sure how that one came out)
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it looks like it is from the daily sport. "Britain's funniest paper" aka "the daily filth" and "the daily paper full of semi-naked ladies" and on the front in big letters it says "5p!" followed in tiny letters "cheaper than some other papers" obviously written by thickheads with as much intelligence as their readers.mlb3c said:
Once had an offer on the front for a p o r n dvd for 10p or something. 10p in big letters. had fun explaining to the red faced customers what the 10p was actually for, when they thought it was the price of the paper!
and my local mc d's wont serve hot drinks at the drive thru. thats how it ended
i once new a girl my mates called Battered Fanny
Hey, same word turned around is offensive
Be careful your discriminating against her, she may sue
Wot, sue battered f***y? Isnt that her sister?
Crafty, I agree about the paper. I never buy one. Utter cr*p.
Mark
Crafty, I agree about the paper. I never buy one. Utter cr*p.
Mark
I did have a solicitor called Glasscock. We used to say, you could see him coming. It's true, honest.
BE HAPPY
BE HAPPY
gasmarkone said:
Sue Battered Fanny was her cousin, her friend was a young chinese girl calles She-May-Sue
So she may sue Sue battered f***y if battered f***y wants She May Sue to sue battered f***y [ Sue battered f***y's cousin]?
F**k it, my teeth have just fallen out!
Mark, not sue.
F**k it, my teeth have just fallen out!
Mark, not sue.
gasmarkone said:
whos, So-She-May
So -She May is She-May Sue's sister who sued She-May-Sue over a battered f***y like Sue Battered F***y's sister F***y Batter.This I thought would have been obvious! [please I can only type one fingered, but do't go there cos I don't know her!]
Mark, not sueing sue or sue's sister.
Mark, not sueing sue or sue's sister.
I seem to remember something about Viz about f***y batter, many years back, so I'm guessing that the Sport either now have an old Viz writer working for them, or an old Viz reader.
And the story doesn't really work, as it is set in America where a) f***y isn't half as rude as it is here and b) they possibly don't even know what batter is so, I gonna' go out on a limb and say the sport have made it up.....
And the story doesn't really work, as it is set in America where a) f***y isn't half as rude as it is here and b) they possibly don't even know what batter is so, I gonna' go out on a limb and say the sport have made it up.....
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