Fresh food

[williams89]

I was in the fish and chip shop last night and I said to the owner. Is that fish fresh? FRESH he shouted. Why a good vet could have it swimming about in the mornig!!


BE HAPPY

 

[Gary_M]

I was in the fish and chip shop last night and I said to the owner. Is that fish fresh? FRESH he shouted. Why a good vet could have it swimming about in the mornig!!


BE HAPPY

Ah, but so could Frankenstein

 

[williams89]

I was in the fish and chip shop last night and I said to the owner. Is that fish fresh? FRESH he shouted. Why a good vet could have it swimming about in the mornig!!


BE HAPPY

Ah, but so could Frankenstein

He was the owner!!!

 

[Moz]

williams89
I was in the fish and chip shop last night and I said to the owner

"have you any chips left mate ?"

he said,
"yeah we got plenty !"


I said ..
" Well serves you right for making so many ....!" BOOM BOOM ....

 

[Gary_M]

Well............the other day I was in the supermarket. Bought a little cooked chicken, one carrot, few loose patatoes and half loaf of bread...........so, I get to the checkout. The girl finishes scanning everything then say, "I see you're single then'.

I ask her how she knows this.

She replies, "'cause you're an ugly b*stard" !!!

 

[Moz]

lol...lol @ Gary_M

bet that was a true story ...

 

[Gary_M]

lol...lol @ Gary_M

bet that was a true story ...

 

[Moz]

sorry I know you shop at lidls cheap shop an their staff are all Vicky Pollards ..lol

 

[Gary_M]

sorry I know you shop at lidls cheap shop an their staff are all Vicky Pollards ..lol

Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no..........shutup. And anway I couldn't have been there because I was with Marion who got pregnant behind the bikesheds when she sat on David's bike, and he is the hardest person in the school because once he wrote a rude word about the teacher on the blackboard when nobody was there. And anyway I don't know who Marion is so I couldn't have been there. Shutup !

 

[Moz]

Gary_M
Eh........ You what ?




sorry lol ..Im LAYDEE ...teehee

like some of the new women /multi nicks here at the moment ,lol
I bet the server logs would be a FUN read here ... with the same ip/numbers coming up as different nics ..lol
*taps nose knowingly*

 

[toffee]

moz...
being a new lady here I dont understand where all this suspicion comes from regarding whether the ladies who post here are biological ladies or really posess a pair of balls???????????
why does it keep cropping up?
is there some historical problem with men posting as women???
I will ask you directly... do you think that I am a man?

 

[Gary_M]

moz...
being a new lady here I dont understand where all this suspicion comes from regarding whether the ladies who post here are biological ladies or really posess a pair of balls???????????
why does it keep cropping up?
is there some historical problem with men posting as women???
I will ask you directly... do you think that I am a man?

Does it really matter - as long as the post is interesting, and at times humourus

Regards,

Susan

 

[toffee]

 

[Moz]

Gary_M

awhile ago this was a alive an kicking place ...lol


michelle

 

[mlb3c]

ya know..........when i first came here, I just sat on the sidelines and it was a little like watchin the crowd at a bar (pub) and you all were bein yourselves (well ya know what i mean).....anyway, after the "dolly" thingy....suspicions cropped up and everyone got their "knickers" in a wad and it changed....and I suspect there are true "gentlemen" out there and maybe chivalry is not dead after all.......but it seems sorta boring and "walkin on egg shells" sorta. I can't take the credit/blame.....but I wish it would go back the way it was. You really don't have to kiss my as s.
Best regards,
mlb
by the way fish and chips are fish and fries?