Going in dock

[malcolmX]

Going in dock on the 11th October for an operation on my waterworks, got to be there for 7.30am which is a pity cos I won't be able to go in the hospital canteen for brekkers, got to fast for 12 hours before the op.
They do a mean bacon and eggs with the bacon done just how I like it, nice and crisp.
After the op I might be able to **** over next doors fence and poison her prize roses all I can manage at the moment is a dribble.
By bladder is under high pressure and got a blackage in my main outlet pipe that needs rodding.

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

I won't be able to go in the hospital canteen for brekkers, got to fast for 12 hours before the op.
They do a mean bacon and eggs with the bacon done just how I like it, nice and crisp.

Ask to be admitted the day before so you can have breekie!

After the op I might be able to p**s over next doors fence and poison her prize roses.

are you having a penis enlargement?

 

[malcolmX]

I won't be able to go in the hospital canteen for brekkers, got to fast for 12 hours before the op.
They do a mean bacon and eggs with the bacon done just how I like it, nice and crisp.

Ask to be admitted the day before so you can have breekie!

After the op I might be able to p**s over next doors fence and poison her prize roses.

are you having a penis enlargement?

Whats a penis? not seen mine for years all I ever remember about it is all the trouble I got into waving it around

 

[oompah]

After the op I might be able to p**s over next doors fence and poison her prize roses all I can manage at the moment is a dribble

In the meantime why not dribble in a bucket and throw this over the fence,unless you have an ulterior motive in showing your neighbour your expected new found prowess in producing a jet stream.

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

Whats a penis? not seen mine for years all I ever remember about it is all the trouble I got into waving it around

By careful I think George Michael got done for something like that and look what hapeened to him/her!

 

[malcolmX]

After the op I might be able to p**s over next doors fence and poison her prize roses all I can manage at the moment is a dribble

In the meantime why not dribble in a bucket and throw this over the fence,unless you have an ulterior motive in showing your neighbour your expected new found prowess in producing a jet stream.

As it is now I have to wear a catheter and a bag on my leg till I have the op, bit uncomfortable but I can have a pee whenever I want, dead handy for undoing the drain off valve and empty me tank

 

[oompah]

Best of luck and hope that all go's well with the op.

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

As it is now I have to wear a catheter and a bag on my leg till I have the op, bit uncomfortable but I can have a pee whenever I want, dead handy for undoing the drain off valve and empty me tank

Can you attach an extending hose/pipe to the valve, therefor helping you to reach said prize roses
I am thinking of a way for you to make breekie, promise

 

[malcolmX]

Yesterday when I got my brekkers from the hospital caff I asked the assistant for a bacon dip, the assistant said what the fook is that? I said its two rounds of bread dipped in the bacon fat with two nice rashers of crispy bacon, lovely.

 

[malcolmX]

Best of luck and hope that all go's well with the op.

oompah,
I see that you are located in Devon, lovely place me and the wife go down there about three times a year in our motorhome, will be down again next easter for a couple of weeks.

 

[oompah]

Best of luck and hope that all go's well with the op.

oompah,
I see that you are located in Devon, lovely place me and the wife go down there about three times a year in our motorhome, will be down again next easter for a couple of weeks.

Gods own country North Devon is where I'm at.

 

[Hysteresis]

MalcolmX has the same Penile Iidentification problem as me.
I only have the Skin left that I used to keep it in !!!!!!!!!!

 

[wotan]

Best of luck and hope that all go's well with the op.

oompah,
I see that you are located in Devon, lovely place me and the wife go down there about three times a year in our motorhome, will be down again next easter for a couple of weeks.

Gods own country North Devon is where I'm at.

That explaines Patatoes

 

[joinerjohn]

My younger brother had an operation on his waterworks some years ago. He had the same symptoms too. No matter how full his bladder was, all he could manage was a dribble.
A couple of days after his op, I met him in the local. He sat there and said " Think I'll have a p**s now." and sat there smiling. His Missus said " Pay no attention, He's got the bag on.".
And he quite literally did have the bag on,,,, his ankle, supplied by a rather thick looking tube stuck right down his John Thomas

Anyway's he reckoned the worst thing was,, having the tube taken out after a few weeks. Made him cry real tears too.

 

[malcolmX]

My younger brother had an operation on his waterworks some years ago. He had the same symptoms too. No matter how full his bladder was, all he could manage was a dribble.
A couple of days after his op, I met him in the local. He sat there and said " Think I'll have a p**s now." and sat there smiling. His Missus said " Pay no attention, He's got the bag on.".
And he quite literally did have the bag on,,,, his ankle, supplied by a rather thick looking tube stuck right down his John Thomas

Anyway's he reckoned the worst thing was,, having the tube taken out after a few weeks. Made him cry real tears too.

You would have to say that John