A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband
comes home drunk on stella he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband
comes home drunk on stella, just take a glass of sweet tea and start
swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing
until he goes to bed in his stella stupor."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh
and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband
came home drunk on stella, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and
swished,and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"**
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband
comes home drunk on stella he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband
comes home drunk on stella, just take a glass of sweet tea and start
swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing
until he goes to bed in his stella stupor."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh
and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband
came home drunk on stella, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and
swished,and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"**
