How often do we misinterpret the obvious?
In an elementary school science class, four worms were placed into four
separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second
worm was placed into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was placed
into a condom inside the third jar. The fourth worm was placed into a jar
of soil. After one day, these were the results:
the first worm (in alcohol) - dead.
the second worm (in cigarette smoke) - dead.
the third worm (in a condom) - dead.
the fourth worm (in soil) - alive.
The science teacher asked the class. "What have you learned from this
experiment?"
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said, "As long as you drink,
smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."
In an elementary school science class, four worms were placed into four
separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second
worm was placed into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was placed
into a condom inside the third jar. The fourth worm was placed into a jar
of soil. After one day, these were the results:
the first worm (in alcohol) - dead.
the second worm (in cigarette smoke) - dead.
the third worm (in a condom) - dead.
the fourth worm (in soil) - alive.
The science teacher asked the class. "What have you learned from this
experiment?"
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said, "As long as you drink,
smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."
