A girl stows away on a ship. Three days later she is found and taken in front of the captain.
(Liverpool accent) "What are you doing on my ship?" he demands.
(Polish accent) "Well I came to UK to work as waitress but I meet this nice boy from Liverpool. We fall in love and we decide to go to USA and make family so I stow away on ship. Now we have very good arrangement; he bring me three meals a day and in return I let him f*** me!"
"Well you're certainly getting f***ed!" replies the Captain, "This is the Birkenhead ferry!"
(Liverpool accent) "What are you doing on my ship?" he demands.
(Polish accent) "Well I came to UK to work as waitress but I meet this nice boy from Liverpool. We fall in love and we decide to go to USA and make family so I stow away on ship. Now we have very good arrangement; he bring me three meals a day and in return I let him f*** me!"
"Well you're certainly getting f***ed!" replies the Captain, "This is the Birkenhead ferry!"
