Hello children

[EFLImpudence]

You will be able to have an extra pint on May 19 to pretend you care.
You're too irresponsible to be allowed it the rest of the time.

Oh, it's Football Cup Final day too in both England and Scotland but don't drink because of that.
Just get pıssed off your head because someone's getting married.

Will they never learn?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-42595480

 

[ReganAndCarter]

Is Hal buying us all a beer?

 

[EddieM]

who cares? Bloke marries woman. big deal.

 

[Ihavenojob]

Royal? Wedding.

 

[transam]

thousands of people will line the routes ,some will probably camp out a week before just so as they can get a good spot so they can catch a glimpse of the couple as they drive past

coachloads of people will travel hundreds of miles so as they can witness the event

still one should not complain , plenty will make money out of it .

coach companies , news papers will print special addition's , burger vans , some one will buy thousands of cheap plates and cups & stick some tacky transfer of the couple on em & sell them .

The council will have to pay over time to there staff to clear up all the rubbish they leave behind.

Tea & coffee shops will see an increase in trade . etc etc

 

[noseall]

Just get pıssed off your head because someone's getting married.

Those with an inclination to get pizzed off their heads will do so anyway. It will make them feel better that others will be pizzed too.
Take it with a pinch of salt me.

 

[transam]

Burger wat sit & mick donalds will bring out a celebration burger , beer companies will bring out a celebration beer , Andrix will bring out a celebration bog roll , du rex will bring out a celebration jonny etc ect

 

[Doggit]

Um, as people were calling for a day off for the wedding (and the game), I think this was an easier way to appease the masses, and show the government was listening. But hang on a minute, didn't Labour give us 24 hour drinking, so where is this one different. And didn't Labour admit that it was a mistake, and increased the drinking culture,

 

[securespark]

Take it with a pinch of salt me.

But watch your blood pressure...

 

[DaveHerns]

Will Harry's father be there?

 

[Brigadier]

Would he know?

 

[Ihavenojob]

Will Harry's father be there?

 

[^woody^]

Why you all hating? Be grateful for the day off.

 

[EFLImpudence]

There is no official day off.

 

[^woody^]

Check with your HR dept. Saturday is an official day off.