You can take it how you like, if you want to persist in deliberately behaving in a way which you know to be ludicrous.I'll take that to mean that you cannot indicate any way in which my hypothetical 'example' fails to satisfy the 'unambiguous' definition
I shall take it that there is no point whatsoever in trying to discuss what the Wiring Regulations say about something when you have decided to deliberately make a claim which you know to be ludicrous that the Wiring Regulations apply to a pile of appliances used as table legs, and that therefore are patently not to be believed when it comes to electrical appliances being used for their intended purpose.
You increasingly remind me of Holmslaw - you've decided that you don't want the regulations to apply, so are trying to discredit them.