How to eat pineapples

[JohnD]

Amazing news, you can pull off bite sized chunks.

No knife required.

Who knew?

https://twitter.com/i/status/1103958443050889216

 

[durhamplumber]

Amazing news, you can pull off bite sized chunks.

No knife required.

Who knew?

https://twitter.com/i/status/1103958443050889216

You are winner of top ten gormless threads.

 

[Bodd]

You are winner of top ten gormless threads.

John's just doing a bit of lite relief work to give us all a rest from Brexit....

It's like a tea break

 

[JohnD]

Poor dumplum, fluttering round the lamp like a moth.

He can't keep away.

Try the "ignore" option, dum.

 

[bernardgreen]

relief work to give us all a rest from Brexit....

no doubt JohnD will soon remind / inform us that Brexit will make the import of pineapples impossible.

 

[JohnD]

More nonsense from Bernard

But tell us, Bernard, what will the tariff on imported pineapples be on 30th March, if Rice-Pudd gets his way and we plummet out with no-deal?

 

[Ian H]

I’ll give that a try

 

[durhamplumber]

Poor dumplum, fluttering round the lamp like a moth.

He can't keep away.

Try the "ignore" option, dum.

Want to see how cretinous your threads can become

 

[durhamplumber]

no doubt JohnD will soon remind / inform us that Brexit will make the import of pineapples impossible.

Indeed.

 

[JohnD]

want to put a fiver on that, dum?

 

[Ihavenojob]

I’ll give that a try

It's a bit rough on your fingers.

 

[transam]

There will not be any tariffs on pine apples into the UK

The EU already impose tarr ifs on pine apples

I like pine apple

 

[EddieM]

No, this is the correct sequence for dealing with a pineapple, which for reasons unknown may be in the kitchen.

Pick up by the top.
walk over to bin
Press bin pedal
deposit pineapple in bin
Release bin pedal.

Jobs a good 'un.

 

[Ihavenojob]

Never,never on a pizza, or with gammon.

 

[ellal]

Never,never...

with gammon.

Including these two?