if you had a personal bumper sticker...

[mlb3c]

What would it say?

Mine would have to have velcro on the back so that it could be changed frequently....but for right now...

"Proceed with Caution"

 

[2scoops0406]

The're probably illegal in this country, everything else is. Countrary to the highways act 1437 section 69 para blah de blah clause snore, you are nicked and will serve 8000 years with no chance of parole. Oh and you forfeit your house and all your posessions, along with those of any descendants for a minimum of 3 generations.

 

[WoodYouLike]

"Spock for President"

 

[empip]

If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures kippers?

 

[Richardp]

I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts - Monty Python
Down at an English fair,
One evening I was there,
When I heard a showman shouting
Underneath the flare:

Hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch o' coconuts.
There they are a-standin' in a row.
Big ones, small ones, some as big as yer 'ead!
Give 'em a twist, a flick o' the wrist,
That's what the showman said.

Hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch o' coconuts. (They're lovely!)
There they are a-standin' in a row.
Big ones, small ones, some as big as yer 'ead!
Give 'em a twist, a flick o' the wrist,
That's what the showman said.

Hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch o' coconuts.
Hevery ball yer throw will make me rich.
There stands me wife, the idol of me life,
Singin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!"
(Harmony!)
Singin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!
Singin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!
Roll a-bowl a ball, roll a-bowl a boll, singin' roll a-bowl a ball a penny a pitch!"

I've got a lo-ve-ly bunch of coconuts (They're lovely!)
There they are a standing in a row.
(One, two, three, four)
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
(And bigger)
Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, thats what the showman said.

Now that hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch of coconuts.
(Have a banana OR Do-duh-lee-do)
Hevery ball you throw will make me rich.
There stands me wife, the idol of me life,
Singin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!"
All together now!

Singin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!"
(Harmony!)
Singin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!"
Roll a-bowl a ball, roll a-bowl a ball, singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch.

Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!

 

[empip]

Happiness is a journey, not a destination.
Work like you don't need the money
Love like you've never been hurt
And dance like no one's watching

 

[kendor]

I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts - Monty Python
Down at an English fair,
One evening I was there,
When I heard a showman shouting
Underneath the flare:

Hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch o' coconuts.
There they are a-standin' in a row.
Big ones, small ones, some as big as yer 'ead!
Give 'em a twist, a flick o' the wrist,
That's what the showman said.

Hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch o' coconuts. (They're lovely!)
There they are a-standin' in a row.
Big ones, small ones, some as big as yer 'ead!
Give 'em a twist, a flick o' the wrist,
That's what the showman said.

Hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch o' coconuts.
Hevery ball yer throw will make me rich.
There stands me wife, the idol of me life,
Singin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!"
(Harmony!)
Singin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!
Singin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!
Roll a-bowl a ball, roll a-bowl a boll, singin' roll a-bowl a ball a penny a pitch!"

I've got a lo-ve-ly bunch of coconuts (They're lovely!)
There they are a standing in a row.
(One, two, three, four)
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
(And bigger)
Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, thats what the showman said.

Now that hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch of coconuts.
(Have a banana OR Do-duh-lee-do)
Hevery ball you throw will make me rich.
There stands me wife, the idol of me life,
Singin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!"
All together now!

Singin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!"
(Harmony!)
Singin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!"
Roll a-bowl a ball, roll a-bowl a ball, singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch.

Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!

You drive a BIG car then rich?

 

[Richardp]

its a high sided vehicle I like to tell a tall story

 

[kendor]

its a high sided vehicle I like to tell a tall story

take the bumper sticker off and you might get another 100 miles to the gallon

 

[notb665]

"How's my driving? Call 0800 BITEME"

or

"How's my driving? Call 0800 4553754673572211365868976552757"

 

[Brightness]

I used to have a bumper sticker which read

'CAUTION! I brake for Elves, Fairies, Gnomes, Leprechauns, Unicorns, Dragons & other invisible creatures that only I can see........'


I couldn't get it off when I sold my car

Now I just have a nodding churchill with a broken neck so he actually looks like that girl from The Exorcist when her head spins round

 

[ban-all-sheds]

Politicians, like nappies, should be changed often. And for the same reason.

It is safer to go hunting with Dick Cheney than to go driving with Ted Kennedy.

Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window before.

 

[Gary_M]

"Don't drive close enough to read this please, it makes me paranoid when I'm drunk"

"Keep honking, I'm re-loading"

"Cover me, I'm changing lanes"

"This is not an abandoned vehicle, my wife is driving"

"Stop honking, I'm on the phone"

"Behind every successful man is someone reading a bumper sticker"