I'm in love with Ruth.

[^woody^]

Ruth Davidson has always been a much better wordsmith than Jimmy Krankie, but her
"[Jeremy Corbyn] hasn't even won a raffle yet" remark is the best yet.

Shame it will never come to pass ... Corbyn in nr 10 or me and Ruth

 

[noseall]

I like Ruth too. I don't think Jezza has had so much attention in his life, Publicity eh, what a weapon.

 

[Doggit]

Well as she's a lesbian, I doubt it'll ever be you and Ruth until you've had the op, and I think she'll want you to lose the beard as well.

 

[noseall]

Well as she's a lesbian

Woody has a penchant for Greek women. It must be their hairy legs.

 

[^woody^]

Woody has a penchant for Greek women. It must be their hairy legs.

... and their beards and moustaches

 

[^woody^]

and I think she'll want you to lose the beard as well

She has all of me or none at all. No compromises in my party.

 

[Doggit]

I approve of a man with principles in todays transiant age. Stick to your guns woody, no matter the cost. I'm here for you if it gets too much to bear.

 

[Notch7]

"People tire of being offered free unicorns"

 

[Doggit]

I've never been offered a free unicorn in my life, where can I get one. But I do know there are those that having found out the free unicorn doesn't actually exist, will still listen attentively when they get offered another one.

 

[^woody^]

Do the unicorns have beards?

 

[JohnD]

I'm sure your crush Ruth Davidson would make a better job as party leader than Theresa or any of the backstabbing crooks in the Cabinet who are already jostling for the job.

Word in the streets of Westminster is that Ruth will be asked to take the position after Theresa's mob is wiped out in the forthcoming election. But she will probably have more sense than to take it and jump into the nest of vipers.

 

[JohnD]

raffle

Conservative politician who has never won an election criticises labour politician for not winning an election.

Great work.

 

[^woody^]

Ruthy was just stating a fact.

 

[JohnD]

So was I.

 

[JohnD]

Nice to see rapturous support for every speech from the committed tories at their conference.