in trouble with the missus..

[ColJack]

I got home from the pub last night and had an argument with the missus..
I'd just bought a wippet off a guy down at the pub.
The missus gave me a right rolliking as I came through the door.
Her - "What's that thing?"
Me - "It's a wippet"
Her - "And what are YOU doing with it?"
Me - "I'm going to race it.."
Her - "From the look of that scrawny thing, I think you'll beat it!!"...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I took the dog back first thing this morning...

 

[Lincsbodger]

i always thought it was 'whippet'.............

 

[Deluks]

Whip It

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbt30UnzRWw

 

[lifesagasman]

whip it good - ZZ Top

 

[Gasman28]

Whip it to a creamy mixture - Delia Smith

 

[lifesagasman]

whip it out and wipe it - Ben Dover

 

[Gasman28]

Ben Doon and Phil McCaverty - two Scottish dentists

 

[herebriefly]

I got home from the pub last night and had an argument with the missus..
I'd just bought a wippet off a guy down at the pub.
The missus gave me a right rolliking as I came through the door.
Her - "What's that thing?"
Me - "It's a wippet"
Her - "And what are YOU doing with it?"
Me - "I'm going to race it.."
Her - "From the look of that scrawny thing, I think you'll beat it!!"...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I took the dog back first thing this morning...

You been watching the man with the red fez?..........

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc3u9bVV6s4 at about 2:40 (near the end of the clip).

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

I get in trouble with the missus for bring myself back from the pub.

 

[JMLanders]

I get in trouble with the missus for bring myself back from the pub.

I get in trouble with the missus for bring myself back at all

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

I get in trouble with the missus for bring myself back at all

I know the feeling

 

[Space cat]

I would get into trouble with 'the missus' if I dared to call her "the missus".

 

[Lincsbodger]

a close approximation to my missus is Wesley's missus Edie (Thora Hird) on Last of the Summer Wine. She even does the spreading out of newspapers on the kitchen floor for me to walk on...........

 

[JMLanders]

a close approximation to my missus is Wesley's missus Edie (Thora Hird) on Last of the Summer Wine. She even does the spreading out of newspapers on the kitchen floor for me to walk on...........

You mean you are actually allowed to walk on the kitchen floor That's more than I am, unless I can somehow traverse it a bit like "grasshopper" crossing that roll of rice paper from the opening credits from "kung-fu"

 

[Space cat]

So it's not just me! Why is it that, on the odd occasions we've had builders or decorators in, our other half just accepts that there'll be a mess while the work's going on - and even some to left for us to deal with - but I only have to drop a bit of sawdust and it's "I hope you're going to clean that up."

Then there's the other favourite, "Why is it taking so long?". It's pointless trying to explain the technical details. Believe it or not, there are some jobs I won't start while she's in the house.