It's English Jim but not as we know it!

[Space cat]

I've got used to the Catherine Tate School of English (it's next door to the Jade Goody School of Geography ) but I expected better from a major UK retailer ---

Ensure foil insert remains in tact when removing chicken from tray

These aren't just cooking instructions; these are *&* cooking instructions!

 

[securespark]

Slow roasted suckling pig, with butter basted broad beans & potatoes roasted in pure goose fat...Rich chocolate pudding with clotted cream...

This isn't just a cardiac arrest, it's an *&* cardiac arrest....

 

[xerxes]

Does it come with a tact, or do you have to supply your own?